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no one ever posts Missed Connections that read:
Seeking the funny, smart mom with confusing hair, carrying two pounds of nutritional yeast and a case of coconut water through Oliver’s Market while arguing with her children about her decision to purchase the non-dairy ice cream instead of the carton of Breyers that they wanted. I bet you have a great personality. Let’s chat!
"— http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-you-like-pina-coladas
